I remember when blogging first started.. I swore up and down to everyone I knew that I would never get a blog. Not that I don’t like the idea of being able to say whatever the fuck I want to the infinite audience provided by the interwebs, but because who the fuck am I? I am just a little boy from Malverne. No one cares what I think. Well, I still think that no one cares what I think. I will however begin blogging. I’m just going to blog and blog. Why the sudden change in operating? Well, everyone and their retarded cousin is doing it. I have to blog also. I have to give my complete uninformed and unqualified stupid opinion to everyone. This blog is going to be about bad things and helping promote other people’s bad things. I am now officially apart of the blogosphere. Say it out loud with a girlie British accent like that cunt on CNN. “Blogosphere.”(Cuntie British accent). Isn’t that fun to say?

The first bad thing I want to talk about is this great show on the internet called America’s Bad Kids. It’s a travel show hosted by this great little boy from Malverne, New York, who is so fucking funny. He goes to all these off beat places and talks to people. In the first Episode he tours an outsider art gallery in Burbank, California. Definitely check it out.

The second bad thing I’d like to direct everyone to is my good friend Spooky Dan’s Myspace page. This past Sunday was the Academy Awards. In true bad kid fashion Dan has created his own Anti-Academy Awards. It is an award show hosted by him, the great Spooky Dan. He presents awards to horror films exclusively. I’m sure his mom is pissed. My mom would be. My personal favorite is the third installment because of the great music. Its this blog-porter’s opinion that Spooky Dan should make that his theme music immediately.

I hope you enjoyed this first edition of America’s Bad Kid’s Blog. There are many more to come. Next time I will be explaining my history with the Troma team. It goes back over decade. See you then.

Johnny Hotbody is a little boy from Malverne New York. Ever since he could remember he enjoyed getting a rise out of his mother by doing bad things. As time went on it became increasingly difficult for him to make his mother upset time after time. At this realization Johnny hit the road. He was determined to find other bad kids through this great country to find new ways to make his mom and moms everywhere really mad.

America’s Bad Kids is a new web series following a little boy named Johnny from Malverne New York as he travels The United States of America looking for places and people that bad kids would like. In this first episode Johnny visits Hyena Galley in Burbank California.